You're the Worst, Season 3

Lindsay:
[outside a women's health center] So then I heated up the condom in the microwave and I got a turkey baster.

Protester:
Wait, I need you to back up.

Lindsay:
Okay, so I wanted a popsicle...

Gretchen:
Lindsay, do not let those pro-life assholes talk you out of your legal right!

Lindsay:
It's okay. I was already having second thoughts before this nice lady came over.

Gretchen:
What, why?

Lindsay:
If Paul and I get divorced, I'm not gonna have a family anymore. Family. Name one family that's just one person.

Gretchen:
Suddenly Susan. Listen, I know that becoming a real human being is a scary thing, but I'll help you. I got your back always.

Lindsay:
Thanks, Gretch. All right. I'm ready.

Gretchen:
Bam, nice try, terrorists. Another victory for women's rights.

Protester:
Actually, I was gonna tell her to do it. In my book, there are extenuating circumstances--rape, incest, and whatever this is.