Zoey 101, Season 1

Zoey:
(on cell phone in phony Southern accent) Excuse me, sir, I'm calling about the mustard you ordered.

Mr. Callahan:
Um, I didn't order any mustard.

Zoey:
Yes, you did, you ordered nine thousand jars of mustard.

Mr. Callahan:
Who could eat that much mustard?

Zoey:
That's none of my business! So, what time would you like me to drop off the mustard?

Mr. Callahan:
But I don't even like mustard!

Zoey:
Then, why'd you order so much?

Mr. Callahan:
I didn't...