Zoey 101, Season 1

Zoey:
Hey, sushi's here!

Nicole:
Thanks, Chase, we love the free sushi!

Chase:
Look, girls, I don't know if I can keep hooking you up with all this free sushi. I think my boss is starting to get a little suspicious.

Zoey:
Kazu?

Chase:
Yeah, so listen, if anybody asks, just say...

Kazu:
Aha! I knew it!

Chase:
Kazu!

Kazu:
You've been stealing all my sushi and giving it to these girls!

Chase:
Uh, no, no, that's... that's not true.

Kazu:
Yes, it is! I'm going to tell the Dean. And then you will be... And then you will be...

Zoey:
Quinn, next card!

Kazu:
Expelled! You will be expelled!

Chase:
Expelled?!

Kazu:
You're going to prison!

Nicole:
No!

(Zoey hits him on the head with a vase)

Zoey:
I'm sorry, I panicked!

Chase:
He's out cold.

Zoey:
Oh, no, now, we're all gonna get expelled!

Chase:
No, nobody's getting expelled!

Nicole:
But he's gonna wake up eventually and tell the Dean what happened!

Chase:
Yes, that's why we have to get rid of him!

Zoey:
Let's tie him up and shove him in the closet!

Chase:
Right! Then, late tonight, when everyone's asleep, we hot wire his car, and put Kazu in the trunk!

Zoey:
We'll drive him... to Mexico!

Logan:
Did she say, "Mexico"?

Michael:
Si!

Nicole:
But what if the Dean finds out?

Zoey:
She has a point.

Chase:
Hey... he didn't see who hit him!

Zoey:
Right! We'll blame it all on... on... Logan!

Logan:
Me?!

Chase:
Okay! We'll blame the whole thing on Logan! Stealing the sushi, knocking out Kazu, everything!

Logan:
They're gonna blame everything on me!

Michael:
I heard.

Zoey:
Okay, quick, let's tie up Kazu and shove him in the closet.

Nicole:
I got the duct tape!

Logan:
I gotta do something!

Michael:
Ok, you go get the Dean.

Logan:
I'm not gonna let Chase and those crazy girls frame me.

Michael:
You go get em, man.