Zoey 101, Season 1

Herb:
Close the door and sit down. I am very upset with you, Mr. Finch.

Keith:
You're not the principal.

Herb:
No back sass!

Keith:
Who are you?

Herb:
I happen to be the Dean of Discipline.

Keith:
Dean of--

Herb:
Stop speaking!

Keith:
OK.

Herb:
I understand you've been harassing some of the younger students. Is that correct?

Keith:
Well, I--

Herb:
Don't even think about lying!

Keith:
Yeah, I guess I have.

Herb:
You guess?!

Keith:
Yes!

Herb:
Yes what? Come on, say it, Finch. Tell me!

Keith:
I-I-I pick on people.

Herb:
You mean you used to?

Keith:
Huh?

Herb:
If I ever hear of you bothering any student on the PCA campus, especially younger ones, I'll expel you faster then pigtails on a giraffe! Do you understand me?!?!

Keith:
Yes, sir, except for the giraffe part.

Herb:
Get out!

Keith:
Yes sir!"

Zoey:
Herb, you were great!

Chase:
Yeah, I was outside and you had me shaking!

Herb:
Really, I was good!

Zoey:
Are you kidding me?

Chase:
That was the best acting any janitor has ever done!

Herb:
Now if you'll excuse me there is a clogged toilet in the gym calling my name.