A Series of Unfortunate Events, Season 2

[At "Herring Houdini", a fake restaurant run by Olaf's acting troupe]

Henchperson of Indeterminate Gender:
[deadpan] Welcome to Herring Houdini, home of pickled fish.

Hook-Handed Man:
Everything here's been prepared for you!

Powder-Faced Woman 1:
And very quickly!

Powder-Faced Woman 2:
But not because we got a phone call five minutes ago.

Hook-Handed Man:
For the children, we offer a tour of the kitchen!

Henchperson of Indeterminate Gender:
Where they'll probably not be thrown into a burlap sack.

Hook-Handed Man:
And for the adults...

Bald Man:
[appears, offering] Vodka martinis?

Henchperson of Indeterminate Gender:
Which don't have any sleeping potion in them, at all.

[Jerome and Esmé, bewildered, do not initially respond.]

Violet:
Mr. Squalor, we can't eat here.

"Gunther"/Olaf:
This sounds perfect, please. Yes!

Jerome:
I don't like to argue. I'll let my wife decide...

Esmé:
[composes herself] ...Vodka in a martini?

[The hook-handed and bald men nod eagerly.]

Esmé:
Are we living in garbage?! [leaves in disgust, followed by Jerome and the Baudelaires. Olaf gives his troupe an annoyed look.]

Powder-Faced Women:
[simultaneously] Isn't this a fine kettle of fish!