A Series of Unfortunate Events, Season 2

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, or simply A Series of Unfortunate Events, is an American black comedy-drama web television series from Netflix about the orphaned Baudelaire children who must outwit their devious guardian Count Olaf,… more »

Jacques Snicket:
You know what these are?

Count Olaf:
Uh, Bracelett Things of Justice? No, it's on the tip of my tongue...

Olivia Caliban:
Time's up, they're handcuffs.

Count Olaf:
(sarcastically) Handcuffs? Who knew?

Jacques Snicket:
(cuffing Olaf) Gag him.

Count Olaf:
Ah, no, that bandanna's not my color; I'm more of a spring-summer-

Olivia Caliban:
(gags him) You don't deserve to wear colors that compliment the undertones of your complexion.

Jacques Snicket:
Fun, isn't it?

Olivia Caliban:
What?

Jacques Snicket:
Getting your man.

Count Olaf:
(gagged) I only have one question: who is Dante?

Jacques Snicket:
Dante was an Italian poet, thirteenth century; he wrote The Divine Comedy.

Count Olaf:
(gagged) Oh.

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