Abbott Elementary, Season 1

Janine:
You know, a lot of people are slow to warm to Tariq, but you guys get along so well. Maybe you should come out and get pizza with us this weekend.

Jacob:
Oh, I can't. I'm busy on Saturday.

Janine:
I didn't even say a date yet. W... Oh, I see what's happening. You don't want to be the third wheel.

Jacob:
No.

Janine:
No, don't worry. I actually know a great guy I want to set you up with.

Jacob:
Uh, thanks, but I don't know how my boyfriend would feel about that.

Janine:
Your what?

Jacob:
My boyfriend.

Janine:
You have a boyfriend? What's his name?

Jacob:
Uh, Zach.

Janine:
Zach? And how long have you two been dating?

Jacob:
Like a year, plus another year.

Janine:
Jacob, how did I not know any of this? You've never mentioned him. Well, actually, I guess I just answered my own question.

Jacob:
I thought you knew. I mean, I could've swore I told you. My friends say I won't shut up about him.

Janine:
Your friends? I thought we were friends.

Jacob:
We are. Yeah, we're friends. We're just, you know...

Janine:
"You know" what?

Jacob:
W-Work friends. We don't talk about real deep stuff.

Janine:
You told me when you got a tapeworm in Zimbabwe.

Jacob:
Um, um, yeah, I was... I was trying to be helpful, in case you ever go to Africa. Look, work friends are still friends. They're just, like, friends in one place.

Janine:
Well, I thought we were friends in all places.