Adventure Time, Season 1

Jake:
Finn, I know you don't want to hear this, but I think we should cut our losses and bring this fella back to where we found him.

Finn:
We can't just abandon him! Look at him, Jake! He needs us now more than ever! We just need to take better care of you from now on, right, little guy?

[the Jiggler's pressure builds up and explodes all of its magenta juices in front of Finn and Jake]

Finn:
JIGGLER!!!

[the Jiggler's body stretches in every direction and drapes the inside of the Tree Fort like taffy]

Jake:
Oh!

Finn:
Wha... wh—

Jake:
Finn? Okay.

Finn:
WHAAHH!!

Jake:
Our pet exploded.

Finn:
AAAAGGHH...!!

Jake:
Maybe we can scrape him up, and... ugh... [the Jiggler's upside-down head stretches down below]

Finn:
[gasps] Oh, holy moly! Don't worry, Jiggler! We'll fix you!

[he whistles holding the Jiggler's head, but only makes raspberry noises]

Finn:
Let's gather him up, Jake! He's all over the place! Even between the floorboards!

Jake:
And the cupboards!

Finn:
AND the galoshes!

Jake:
I wonder... where's his heinie? [sees lower torso on record player] Found it! C'mere, you! Hey! Ugh!

Finn:
Come on! Let's put him back together!

Jake:
Okay!

Finn:
Squeeze real hard. He's slipping!

Jake:
I got him!

[they both squeeze the Jiggler as hard as they could, and press it back into an indistinguishably disgusting mass]

Jake:
Well, at least he's all in one piece. [SPLAT!!] Sheesh... You think he's... dead?

Finn:
No way! I won't let you die, guy! Not this time!