Adventure Time, Season 1

Jake:
Hey, check it out!

Finn:
Whoa!

Jake:
Looks like a giant dead turtle.

Finn:
I think it's some kinda city of—

Hag:
[pops out of tree] THIEVES!! It's the City of Thieves! [points at Finn] Be warned, boy!! All who enter the city are destined to become thieves themselves! [cackles] Even you!

Finn:
I wouldn't become a thief, lady! I'm a pretty good guy.

Jake:
Yeah, get your glasses on, grandma. This kid is pure. In fact, he's about to help that little crying kid. [show a girl crying]

Finn:
Oh, whoa! [he and Jake run off]

Hag:
Be warned!!

Finn:
Enough, lady! [walks to girl] Hey, little girl, are you okay?

Girl:
[falls back] Please, don't steal anything from me!

Finn:
Whoa! We wouldn't do that. We're heroes.

Jake:
We wanna turn your frown... [twists the face he made on his stomach] all the way around.

Girl:
Aah! [starts crying again]

Finn:
[nudges him] Jake!!

Jake:
I'll face the other way, but I'm gonna keep doing this.

Finn:
So, what's wrong?

Girl:
Oh, it was terrible. I was trying to sell my flowers out here in the desert when these two thieves came and stole my whole basket, then ran into the city.

Finn:
The city?

Hag:
[pops up again] OF THIEVES!!

Jake:
Oh, boy...

Hag:
Heed my warning, boy! Enter the city, and you'll come out a thief!

Finn:
Never! [carries girl on his shoulders] I'll get this girl's flowers back.

Girl:
My name's Penny.

Finn:
I'll get Penny's flowers back and come out of that city as pure as the driven snow. Let's go, Jake!

Jake:
Yeah! We're gonna purify that city!