Adventure Time, Season 2

Snorlock:
Talking to ladies is hard.

Jake:
No, it's not! Check it out, Snorlock! Finn, you be the guy snail, and I'll be... [morphs into a female snail] the chick snail.

Finn:
Ugh! Gross, Jake!

Jake:
Come on, man, we're just pretending. Do it for love.

[Finn looks down at Snorlock whimpering and wheezing]

Finn:
Okay... I'll do it for this guy. [Snorlock gasps] Ahem... What's up, lady snail?

Jake:
[high-pitched voice] Well, I'm just sitting here thinking about mating with snails.

Finn:
..NO!! I can't do this, man!! I am out!! [turns away from Jake]

Snorlock:
I'll mate with you!

Jake:
We're just role playing, buddy.

Snorlock:
Aww...

Jake:
Here, Finn. This time you be the chick and I'll be the snail dude.

[Jake morphs his chick snail physique to a more muscular build, flexing his huge pecks]

Jake:
Hey, baby. What's up?

Finn:
...Uh— [Jake grabs his hand] wha?!

Jake:
Mm-mm! [sniffs Finn's hand] Mm-mmm! [deep voice] Girrrl, you smell gooood. Did you take a bath in rainbows and cupcakes?

[Finn looks terrified with his lips wiggling]

Jake:
[morphs male to female snail back and forth] Say yes. Say yes! Say yes. Say yes! Say yes. Say yes! Say yes. Say yes!

Finn:
Okay! Yes!!

Jake:
See, Snorlock? Talking to ladies is easy. Just act like me.