Adventure Time, Season 2

Finn:
You're the only remaining passengers, so the murderer is in this caboose.

[all passengers gasp, murmuring distinctly at each other]

Finn:
Let me explain how I know who the murderer is. I saw Pineapple Guy skim through the sheet music—sheet music to a song that's very special to Lollipop Girl—a song that reminds her of Ice Cream Guy. Before Colonel Candycorn died, Dr. Ice Cream was in possession of a basket of cabbage, fish and eggs. And you, Pineapple Guy, have cabbage bits on your socks. And you, Chocolate Bar Guy... [holds a dictionary] does this dictionary look familiar? A dictionary which happens to contain the words... [opens dictionary, points at words circled in red pen] "rid," "guests," "at once"? [all passengers gasp heavily] But the real murderer is someone no one suspects. The real murderer is...

[enter another tunnel; all passengers drop their skeletons on the floor. Finn gasps at Jake]

Finn:
No-one was the murderer?!

Jake:
The conductor's still on the train.

Finn:
Oh, yeah... He did it.

Jake:
Yay! You did it! You solved it, Finn!

Finn:
I knew it — because he's creepy.

Jake:
What?! Hmph...

Finn:
I know — you knew he was the murderer all along. I couldn't have done it without you... you, you, you.

Jake:
[hugged] Thank you...

Finn:
[straining] We make a... great team, pal!

[they enter another tunnel...]

Finn:
You feel kinda bony... WAHH!! [drops down Jake, bends down on his skeleton] Jake...? [he cradles and starts grieving over Jake's remains] NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[pan right to the conductor on his skateboard, holding a wooden sword]

Conductor:
Heh heh heh heh... Hey.

Finn:
How could you murder all those Candy People?! And... you murdered Jake on my birthday!

Conductor:
Yes, and you're next. [Finn lowers Jake's skeleton down and draws a nearby root sword]

Finn:
Wrong!