Adventure Time, Season 2

Marceline:
Finn, you do not want to go down that road with me.

Finn:
With you, I would walk down any road, milady — especially if it leads to the movies.

Marceline:
Oh, yeah? No one would want to go to the movie with... [transforms into a black unearthly-like monstrosity] ..THIS!!!

[she pummels Finn and Jake with her large appendages crashing every opening all over her house. She latches and carries Finn cackling]

Marceline:
UWA HA HA HA HA!! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME NOW?!

Finn:
..How do you like your popcorn?

Marceline:
UGGGHHH!! [demetamorphosizes] You're starting to annoy me!

Finn:
Well, then let's do something fun, like go to the movies!

Marceline:
Get off me! [throws Finn onto the couch] Finn, I like you, but—

Finn:
Headlock!!

Marceline:
NO!! [armlocks Finn] Listen to me! I'm not gonna go to the movies with you! I just... don't like you that way.

[Finn closes his eyes and lies on the couch]

Marceline:
I'm sorry, Finn. I just... I don't want to date you.

Finn:
Date me? Man, I just want to go the movies, but everybody hates me.

Marceline:
Wait — you... don't want me to be your girlfriend?

Finn:
Huh?! No!! MOVIES!!

Marceline:
If you weren't looking for a girlfriend, then why were you romancing it up all day?

Finn:
Cos Jake said couples nights have weird kissing requirements and romance-initiation rituals and whatever else.

Jake:
I didn't really say all that. [mumbling indistinctly]

Marceline:
Of course I'll go with you, Finn.

Finn:
You will?

Marceline:
Yeah, as friends.

Finn:
Of course as friends.

Marceline:
But no tongue.

Finn:
Ye— what?!