Adventure Time, Season 3

Cyclops:
[emerges off the ground, confronts Finn] Hey! I know you're here for my magical tears, but you won't have any because I never cry.

Finn:
I don't want 'em anymore.

Cyclops:
What? Stop lying! You're here for my tears, aren't you?

Finn:
No! I hurt a small, hairy man's wife. I just wanna go home.

Cyclops:
You're just trying to make me feel sad so you can steal my tears when I cry, but I've got a heart of stone, buddy. I'm evil!

Finn:
Dude! What's wrong with you?! I said I don't want your tears!

Cyclops:
YOU'RE LYING!!

Finn:
I'M NOT LYING!!!

Cyclops:
[beat] You stink at lying.

Finn:
Ugh! Fine. Whatever, man. Have it your way.

Cyclops:
Okay... I WILL HAVE IT MY WAY!!!

Finn:
Huh?! [gets pounded into the ground by the Cyclops] Ugghh...

Cyclops:
Beg for mercy, or I'll kill you!

[Finn glances up at the Cyclops' eye; he notices water forming up in the big, round eye. He then mutters something out of earshot]

Cyclops:
[kneels down] Wh-what? [Finn mutters some more] What?! I can't hear you!

Finn:
I said... [punches the eye] MY WAY!!