Adventure Time, Season 4

Guard Demon:
Up and at 'em, people! Eveyone out of your cages. [Finn and Jake are released] My shift is over, and no one's shown up, so...

Finn:
Whoa, wait! You're letting us go?

Guard Demon:
I mean... yeah, but not really. You're in the Nightosphere, so... [shrugs]

Finn:
So... what?

Jake:
[holds up cellphone and charger] Is there an outlet somewhere for this?

Guard Demon:
Ah ha ha... Hahahahahahaha!!

Finn:
Hey, c'mon! Just tell us how we can get back to our world!

Guard Demon:
You can't leave the Nightosphere. Not unless he lets you.

Finn/Jake:
Marceline's Dad...

Guard Demon:
Yeah, that's Hunson Abadeer. He runs this place.

[cut to a plaque under the statue reading "HUNSON ABADEER:
OUR GREAT LEADER IS WITH US FOR ALL ETERNITY" with a large caterpillar-like demon running through between the statue's legs]

Jake:
Hunson Abadeer? [giggles] Alright.

Finn:
Well, dude, how do we talk to him?

Guard Demon:
You can't just talk to the boss. You gotta make an appointment.

Finn:
Yeah, but we don't even know why we're here!

Jake:
[holds up a banana] And what's up with this?!

Guard Demon:
Ugh. Oh! Oh, oh, sick! You touched that stuff?! [beat, flies off] Later, fools.