Adventure Time, Season 4

Woobeewoo:
Here we are: the village of my people. It doesn't have an official name, but I call it "South Woobeewoo". [thunder rumbles] Uh, this way. [they walk over to a red mudscamp wearing a jingle bell on top of two mudscamps] This is the village elder. He'll fill you in on the deets.

Mudscamp Elder:
Greeting, heroes. [squirts red sauce at Jake]

Jake:
Blehh!! Ohh! Ughh!!

Mudscamp Elder:
I'm so sorry about that. You know, we-we secrete stink-oil all day o-out our awful-sauce glands. You know, I guess I should have warned you. Anyway, let me cut the cheese.

Mudscamp:
[whispers] Cut to the chase.

Mudscamp Elder:
Yes. You know, I mean, of course, cut to the chase. I mean, for many... for many moons now, our village has been under siege by the Mega Frog.

[flashback to see a ginormous frog beast approaching the village; it croaks and lets out a loud revolting roar]

Mudscamp Elder:
He's 100 stories of 110 percent 10-speed terror like bam—like fresh out the grease. I mean, he chases us all up and down from first base to home, trying to eat us alive. We-we've always managed to escape, but it's crazy scary. I mean, w-what if you got ate? Think about it. All alone in a stomach full of acid? [high voice] "Mommy! Mommy, mommy, help me!" [low voice] "Billy, is that you? Mommy, you sound exactly—" "Mommy, you sound exactly like me... Mommy, you sound exactly like me!" "Billy, uh..." [normal voice] Anyway... If this keeps up, we'll have to move to the city and get jobs. We don't know how-how to do anything cool. Look, see? The-they're already practicing, the poor fools. They don't know what they're in for.

Jake:
Whoa! Relax, buddy! You're talkin' to the right couple of guys.

Finn:
Yeah, man! Me and Jake will bust this Mega Frog up right up his bumblestop! [imitates bomb whistling, exploding]

Mudscamp Elder:
That is excellent news. I mean, h-here, take this, please. [two mudscamps bring in a bag of lollipops] It's not much, b-but it's all we have. [Finn takes bag] It's... it's a bag of lollies.

Jake:
That's nice! Thanks, man!

Mudscamp Elder:
Now farewell, heroes. We're counting on you... for reals!