Adventure Time, Season 6

Man:
Hey, good job, son! Rub some of that sap on my leg there. Make sure to get it into the chicken wing hole.

Finn:
[shudders] Dad...

Man:
Martin.

Finn:
Okay, M-Martin. We need to talk.

Martin:
Yeah, okay, kid, but hurry it up. I'm trying to act cool here, but this thing really stings!

[beat, Finn inhales and talks speedily]

Finn:
Why'd you abandon me in the forest when I was a little baby!?!

Martin:
Oh... I mean... Heh... You know me. I'm a funny guy!

Finn:
Wh— wha?

Martin:
[facepalms] Augh... I don't know. It was a long time ago. Who knows... [points at Finn] maybe you left me!

[Finn makes an unhappy expression with Jake leaning on his shoulder, staring angrily at Martin. He sighs]

Martin:
But, hey! Daddy's back! [grunts, scoots closer to Finn] You and me—Daddy and Baby. Or should I say... Baby and Daddy. [taps his cheek] Now slap that sap!

Finn:
Uggh... [takes some of the sap and spreads it on his leg bone] Yeech.

[the sap on Martin's leg bone regenerates new veins, muscle and skin immediately]

Martin:
Whoa! Would you look at that? Smooth like new. [looks at his boot] Tch... couldn't fix the boot too, huh?