Adventure Time, Season 6

Purple Comet:
"Finn... do you remember?" [Finn groans and his "vault" in his head starts to open]

Finn:
Yeah... I-I think so. A long time ago, I was you, sort of... and I crashed on Earth, and became a butterfly or some biz. And I guess it was just some random absurd thing—just a joke I've been playing out for centuries.

Purple Comet:
"Who's creating the joke? Are you? And if so, then are you my creator?"

Finn:
Uh, maybe? I dunno... Probably not.

Purple Comet:
"Probably not, but who knows? I've been around forever and experienced so much impossible junk. I've embodied all that is good and evil. And now we're here. It's unprecedented. And I give you a choice. Come with me to the end and the beginning, [bell ringing is heard] or struggle here a while like a beautiful autumn leaf."

Finn:
What's that bell sound? [a visible color spectrum seams on his head]

Martin:
Cool, man...

Purple Comet:
"This is your crisis — as you stand on the edge of freedom from... love, hate, friendship, isolation, jealousy, secrets, violence, video games, ice cream waffles, sadness, madness, power, honor, loyalty, saucy, mothers, fathers, scoundrels."

Finn:
How long are you gonna list stuff?

Purple Comet:
"It's a long list."

Finn:
You're telling to abandon all this stuff, but you're not really making it sound bad.

Purple Comet:
"It's not bad. I'm just giving you the choice of a new mode of existence."

Finn:
[beat] I feel like I put a lot of work into this meat reality. I like to see it through.

Purple Comet:
"Fair enough."

Martin:
Hey! How about I get a new mode? [Finn's visible spectrum fades out]

Finn:
Are you seriously trying to bail out again?!

Martin:
What? This deal sounds pretty good!

Finn:
[sighs] Dad...

Martin:
Uh-oh... I know that look.

Finn:
When you fled the scene like a ding-dong ditcher in the night...

Martin:
Listen, Finn — no answer I give you will be satisfying. Besides, it was like... 40 years ago.

Finn:
I'm 16!

Martin:
I don't have a star to revolve around and track time.

Finn:
But why do you always run from everything?!

Martin:
You burn enough bridges, the only direction to move is forward.

Finn:
[beat] Hm. Well, there ain't no changing you, I guess.

Martin:
Well, I'm glad we finally understand each other. Start the engine, comet boy!

Purple Comet:
"Prepare to discorporate." [both Martin and the comet dissipate]

Martin:
Goodbye, son...!

Finn:
Bye, Dad. [beat] ..Should've asked for a lift home.