Adventure Time, Season 7

Starchy:
It's okay, baby. Starchy's here.

Cherry Cream Soda:
Oh, thank heavens. It was just another hallucination... [sees a soil-composed Root Beer Guy]

Root Beer Guy:
Honey, I'm barely upset that you're remarried.

Cherry Cream Soda:
But... how is this possible? You were zapped by Darren the Ancient Sleeper, your dome was cracked, your root beer soaked into the ground! I buried your remains in a mason jar which is now your head, and... an-and now I'm-I'm with Starchy. I'm mean, we're-we're legally married. You're legally dead. Not that I want to sound obsessed with legalities, but I am a lawyer.

Root Beer Guy:
Hey... where's that little statue I got you? It said "I wuv you" on the base of it? It was a little bear with his arms out like this? [sways a drawer across the room into a wall] He was all, "I wuv you, I wuv you, I wuv you." [topples and crashes couch over into the wall; its cracks seep up the roof and a light drops on Starchy]

Starchy:
No sudden moves, baby. He's got freaky-zombie strength.

Root Beer Guy:
[looks up] Maybe it's up here. Hup!

[he brings the entire fireplace down, along with its remaining bricks]

Root Beer Guy:
Did you hire a maid service or something while I was gone? I sure hope they didn't throw out the "I wuv you" bear.

Starchy:
Enough!! I should have put you in the ground a long time ago!

Root Beer Guy:
Hey. I came back for her. [stomps his foot, a series of typha seedpods pop out of the crack]

Cherry Cream Soda:
Root Beer Guy, if that is you in there, I'm so proud of you. But this isn't fair. You ended our life together when you pulled that lever. You made the choice, and you saved the Kingdom. But you lost me. [leaves him]

Starchy:
Heh, burn.

Root Beer Guy:
Cherry Cream Soda, I still wuv you—whoa! [trips over ottoman, crashes into wall; more seedpods pop out the crack. He turns back] You always wanted this wall knocked down anyways, right? [chuckles] Ooh...

Cherry Cream Soda:
Arrhh! Wahh!! You come back with no explanation, rack up the place and you expect to just pick up where we left off! Get out of my house!! [RBG crawls out of the wall and walks away]

Root Beer Guy:
I'm sorry.

[RBG leaves the house as Starchy watches him at the front door]

Starchy:
Starchy wins!