Adventure Time, Season 7

Hierophant:
Marceline, listen to me. You will never defeat the Vampire King. You can't even defeat me in your current state. [Marceline sits down in Jake-House]

Marceline:
All right, what do you want?

Hierophant:
The truth is, I hate the King as much as you do. He's a total dink. I came looking for you because I want to team up. Then you started tempting me with boy blood [LSP flirts at him saying "Hey!"] and hurling spiky purple gobs at me. Here's the dope. You need me. [Marceline moves LSP back]

LSP:
Yeah, okay, girl, you got this.

Hierophant:
I don't know how it finally happened, but... he must have let you beat him.

[cut to Vampire King biting Marceline's neck while being staked]

Hierophant:
Am I right?

Marceline:
[beat, facepalms] Ugh!! All right. Say we do work together, you need to give up drinking blood. [turns invisible]

Hierophant:
I'm a vampire! Drinking blood is kind of the main thing.

Marceline:
And you can drink red just as easy. [he grunts] No hurting poor, scared blood-filled animals.

Hierophant:
[beat] Well, then I suppose I have no choice. I'm just going to waste you [grabs Marceline by the neck] and eat that kid because that's what an old-school vampire does! [behind the rustling bush comes out a crying Crunchy]

Crunchy:
I don't wanna play anymore! [bumps Hierophant into Jake-House]

Hierophant:
[gasps] No! I-I wasn't invited! [disintegrates] NOOOOO...!!

[Marceline flies over and sucks his essence; she absorbs the laughing soul inside of her. Finn observes his skull and bones]

Finn:
Geez. What happened?

Marceline:
Dude was too old-fashioned for his own good. He just couldn't get with the times.