Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Season 1

Jemma Simmons:
Working up a good sweat there, sir?

Coulson:
I don't sweat. I glisten.

Simmons:
Blood pressure, heart rate, biochems, all normal. All that’s left is the blood sample.

Coulson:
You should know, I’m not a fan of getting poked.

Simmons:
Tell me, sir, have you been feeling under the weather lately?

Coulson:
Why?

Simmons:
I just noticed from your chart that you’re not due for a general physical for another three months.

Coulson:
I made a mistake, took a call from my physical therapist. Asked how I was feeling, I said “a little rusty”. Next thing you know I’m wired to this hamster wheel.

Simmons:
Well, you can officially tell your physical therapist that you're fit as the proverbial fiddle, especially for a man of your age.

Coulson:
A man of my age? That's something you say to an old person.

Simmons:
[nervous] Is it? Well, let’s get you some electrolytes, shall we?