Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Season 1

Fitz:
[Upset] was doing just fine tucked away in a safe, indoor, non-mobile lab at the academy! Then you had to go and drag us into this flying circus! Didn’t even pass our field assessments, for God’s sake!

Simmons:
[Also upset] Oh, please, as if I forced you to follow me anywhere.

Fitz:
You said, and I quote… [Mocking her voice] “Oh, Fitz, it’s the most perfect opportunity for us to see the world! We’d be fools to pass this one up!”

Simmons:
I hate it when you use that voice. That’s not even how I sound. And you were just afraid of going into the field.

Fitz:
I was not afraid.

Simmons:
And don’t you dare act like these last months haven’t been the highlight of your entire pasty life!

Fitz:
Pasty? Oh, really? Well, when did you become so sun kissed? Because I’m pretty sure that every minute of every day you’ve been stuck in a lab right beside me. At the academy, at sci-ops, this plane, you’ve been beside me the whole damn time! [Pause, scared] You have to fix this.