ALF, Season 1

ALF:

[trying to hynotize Lucky] Your eyelids, are growing heavy... You are getting sleepy... You, are no longer a cat, you are a bagel.

Willie:

What are you doing?

ALF:

Hey, ya scared me. You ought'ta wear a bell.

Willie:

What's going on here?

ALF:

[holding Willie's watch] Um, I was, uh, I was just teaching Lucky how to tell time. Show Willie what you've learned.

Willie:

You were hypnotizing him, weren't you? [Willie snaps his fingers 3 times at Lucky]

ALF:

Okay, you caught us. I'm trying to help Lucky beat his smoking problem.

Willie:

All right, it looks like it's once again time to restate the rules of the household. Rule #1:
We do not eat members of the family.

ALF:

Willie, Willie, Willie. Lucky and I were just kidding around.

Willie:

Ah, Look, uh, I gotta go pick up Kate and the kids. Now, while I'm gone, I'd like you to refrain from "kidding" lucky.

ALF:

No problem.

Willie:

I'd also like you to refrain from playing with priceless family heirlooms. ... It's broken.

ALF:

Lucky fell on it. You know, it's not always true that they land on their feet.

Willie:

Lucky? Lucky don't listen to him... Don't listen to him. You're not a bagel. You're not a bagel!

ALF:

But you are getting sleepy. [Willie looks at ALF] ... Just kidding! [laughs]