ALF, Season 1

[doorbell rings]

Kate:
Who am I gonna call at 4am?

Willie:
I know it's not perfect, [takes the cardboard chart away from Kate] but it's a start. [opens the door and sees the FBI]

FBI Man 1:
Howdy.

Willie:
Hi.

FBI Man 1:
Sorry to bother you like this, but I was wondering that Willie Tanner might be in?

Willie:
Speaking.

FBI Man 1:
Excellent.

FBI Man 2:
FBI.

FBI Man 1:
[turns around Willie] You have the right to remain silent.

Lynn:
Daddy!

Kate:
What are you doing?

Willie:
Kate!

Brian:
Mommy, make them stop!

Kate:
[sees the FBI handcuff Willie] Please! Leave him alone.

FBI Man 1:
We'll just be a minute. Let's go, pal.

FBI Man 2:
We'll take this, too.

Willie:
Not my chart!

FBI Man 2:
Sorry for the trouble man. [pushes Willie out of the house as he is getting ready to be sent to jail]

Kate:
Why are you doing this?

FBI Man 2:
It's the law, ma'am.

FBI Man 1:
This is what happens when someone threatens national security. [leaves and closes the door] Nice meeting you.

Willie:
[from outside] Hello, Mrs. Ochmonek.

Lynn:
Mom! What did he do?

Kate:
I don't know.

ALF:
What's going on out here?

Brian:
Daddy's been arrested.

ALF:
Boy! Those HBO guys mean business.