ALF, Season 1

[Kate sees Willie in jail]

Kate:
I can't believe ALF used your shortwave to call the president?

Willie:
Shhh! All I know is somebody used my radio. I'm a criminal. They'll hang me.

Kate:
Willie, stop! It's obvious your going to have to tell the truth.

Willie:
Of course, the truth. I'll just explain to them. An alien took control of my radio. "And why did he do that?" they'll ask and I'll say "I wouldn't let him use the phone."

Kate:
Maybe we can clear it up, without I'll him telling the truth.

Willie:
The truth is I never should have let ALF anywhere near my-

Kate:
Maybe it was wrong of ALF to call the president.

Willie:
[sarcastic] Maybe?

Kate:
Okay, it was wrong. But you have to respect his feelings about nuclear war.

Willie:
It's commendable that he's willing to send me to jail for his beliefs.

Kate:
At least he cares about something other than food.

Willie:
Great. Now he cares about nuclear war and food.

FBI Man:
[walks over to Kate] Sorry ma'am, I need a moment alone with the alleged traitor.

Kate:
[walks away] Willie, I'll be right back. I'll check on the lawyer. You wait here. [reappears] Right, sorry. [leaves]

FBI Man:
Good afternoon, ALF. I need to talk with you about this. Just who are these people and why all they on the phone all the time?