ALF, Season 1

Willie:
Well, what it quarrels down to is, we got to take a closer look at our bills.

ALF:
[pops up] Hey. What's going on in here?

Willie:
We're having a family meeting.

ALF:
Oh, I get it. Freeze out the alien. I guess I'm not part of the family.

Kate:
ALF, we thought you were watching The Three Stooges.

ALF:
I turned it off. Somehow I just can't buy Shemp as a surgeon.

Brian:
Curley was a senator once.

ALF:
True. And Mo was speaker of the house.

Willie:
Could we put it off with the stooge talk here for a minute.

ALF:
Certainly. [mumbles and laughs]

Willie:
We'd like to get back to our meeting.

ALF:
Oh yeah, the one I wasn't invited too.

Willie:
It's about, it's about our family budget.

ALF:
What did you think I was going to do? Dominate the conversation? Be a nuisance?

Willie:
No ALF, nobody thought---

ALF:
Throw out a lot of useless suggestions, interrupt everybody!!?

Willie:
ALF.

ALF:
Never let anyone get a word in edgewise!!?

Willie:
ALF, you can come to the meeting.

ALF:
No thanks. [ducks down from the window]