ALF, Season 1

Brian:
Don't forget, we're gonna talk about my birthday.

ALF:
No problem. So, Brian, your birthday is Thursday. How old are you gonna be?

Brian:
7.

Lynn:
How old are you, ALF?

ALF:
229, in August.

Brian:
Gosh! How'd you blow out 229 candles?

ALF:
Eh, blowing them out was easy. Lightning them was trouble. By the time you're half finished, your wrist is on fire. [laughs] I kill me!

Kate:
Have you decided what you want on your cake Brian?

Brian:
Frosting! [he and ALF laugh]

Willie:
Brian, your mother wants to know what kind of decorations you want on your cake. Robin Hood, Hopalong Cassidy, Archie, and Jughead.

Brian:
Who are they?

Lynn:
People mom and dad went to school with.

Willie:
Perhaps those outdated examples.

ALF:
Hey, what about my favorite character on the cake? Ruth, the two-headed nurse.

Kate:
Ruth?

Willie:
The 2-headed nurse?

ALF:
Yeah, she was the Vanna White on Melmac, and the Betty White.

Kate:
Why don't we let Brian choose his own cake decorations?

Brian:
I can't decide right now.

ALF:
If he hasn't decided by noon tomorrow, we go with Ruth.

Kate:
Fine.

ALF:
Give me 5! [Brian high-fives him] Yeah!

Brian:
Give me 4! [ALF high-fours him]

ALF:
Ah! Yeah!

Brian:
Yeah!

ALF:
Ha!