ALF, Season 1

Kate:
Here you go, Bri, bring the plates. [hands Brian the plates]

ALF:
[burps] Nice meal, Kate. Even though the portions were extremely small.

Kate:
Sorry, we only had one pot roast.

Lynn:
Guess what? The most exciting thing just happened. Scott Maynard wants to keep all of his band equipment in our garage.

Brian:
New boyfriend, huh?

Lynn:
Not yet.

ALF:
Boyfriend?

Lynn:
You should see him, he's gorgeous.

ALF:
Better-looking than me?

Lynn:
He has darker hair. And less of it.

ALF:
I see.

Lynn:
Anyway, dad, he's got this rock band and they keep their instruments and stuff in his garage but Scott's dad's having this garage sale tomorrow and he said that if Scott doesn't get all of his stuff out of there tonight he'll sell it off for $5, so is it okay?

Willie:
Is what okay? I missed most of that.

Lynn:
Please, dad, he wants to come over tonight.

ALF:
Tonight?

Lynn:
Yeah, tonight. In about 15 minutes, if dad says yes.

ALF:
I thought we had a date.

Willie:
You and Lynn have a date?

ALF:
We're gonna redecorate my room.

Lynn:
I'm sorry, ALF, we'll have to redecorate another time.

ALF:
I see.

Lynn:
Mom, can I borrow your pink sweater?

Kate:
Your father hasn't said yes yet.

Lynn:
Dad, Scott could have called anybody in school about this but he chose me.

ALF:
I see.

Lynn:
Please, dad, it's just for 2 days.

Willie:
I suppose Scott can keep his instruments here.

Lynn:
Thanks, dad. Mom.

Kate:
Yes. You can use the pink sweater.

Lynn:
Thanks. [she leaves the kitchen]

ALF:
Well, guess it's just me and my swatches.

Willie:
Remember the decorating rules. The decorating consists of a couple of posters maybe a coat of paint.

ALF:
Boy, you would've been a lot of fun during the Renaissances.