ALF, Season 1

ALF:
Yo Kate, where do you keep your casserole dishes?

Kate:
Why?

ALF:
The cat won't fit in the toaster. Never mind, I'll make a peanut butter sandwich, where's the blender?

Kate:
Try it without the blender this time, and don't get hair in the peanut butter jar.

ALF:
Rules, rules, rules.

Willie:
Yes, that's the answer. San Diego.

Kate:
Fine. What was the question?

Willie:
Where shall we go on vacation? I say we would should go to San Diego.

Kate:
Oh, San Diego sounds fine. But, what about ALF?

Willie:
We don't have to check with ALF. That's where we're going, San Diego, it's really got something for everyone. It's not just an empty slogan.

ALF:
I'm sorry. Did you say I should get hair in the peanut butter, or I shouldn't?

Kate:
Just toss it out.

ALF:
The hair or the peanut butter?

Kate:
Both!

ALF:
No problem!

Kate:
Why don't I believe that?

Willie:
Oh my gosh there having a Shakespeare festival.

Kate:
Willie, there's hair in our peanut butter.

Willie:
Love boat's, Bernie Koppel is playing Hamlet.

Kate:
What are we going to do about-

ALF:
[as grease fire starts to come out] GREASE FIRE! GREASE FIRE!

Kate:
ALF!

Willie:
Oh, no!

ALF:
[inside the kitchen] Never mind the curtains, put me out!