ALF, Season 1

[after a thunder boom]

ALF:
Welcome back.

Kate:
Chutes and Ladders anyone?

Willie:
I'll set up the barbecue, anybody hungry?

Kate:
You're not going out there?

Willie:
I'll cook under the awning.

ALF:
Need some help bobbing for firewood?

Willie:
One more word out of you, and you're not eating with us.

ALF:
Right. Let the alien starve.

Willie:
I think the alien could skip a meal. It might be a new experience for you! [pause] How would you like your hamburger?

ALF:
Medium rare. Hold the lightning.

Willie:
How would you like to be 50% hair?

ALF:
You know, you're a different person when you're on vacation.

Willie:
I'm just trying to make this vacation fun.

ALF:
How, by drowning us?

Willie:
By trying to keep a positive attitude! You might do that yourself. INSTEAD OF COMPLAINING ALL THE TIME!

Kate:
[annoyed] Guys, please.

ALF:
Well, not everyone enjoys spending their vacation in a rainforest!

Willie:
We're in this rainforest because of you!

ALF:
I vote we go home.

Willie:
You're not voting in this.

ALF:
Call the newspapers! Democracy is dead!

Willie:
You wanna to go home, go! No one's stopping him!

Lynn:
Dad!

Willie:
There's the door!

Kate:
Willie!

ALF:
You want me to go? I'll go!

Willie:
Fine, go!

ALF:
Fine, I'm going. [he leaves but Brian stops him]

Brian:
ALF, don't!

ALF:
Sorry, Brian. I have my pride.

Lynn:
ALF!

Kate:
Come on, ALF! You're not really going.

ALF:
I'm out of here. I'm history! [opens a door when a thunder booms] I'm going to die! [leaves]