ALF, Season 1

Kate:
Oh Willie, I want to see this. Look. Here, the very first Christmas card we ever got.

Willie:
From our good friends at the gas company.

Kate:
Oh that was a good first Christmas, wasn't it? We relaxed, we stayed in bed late and-

Willie:
Was too cold to get up. Our friends of the gas company turned off the heat.

ALF:
[comes in the Willie and Kate's bedroom] Merry Christmas! [rattles]

Willie:
He knows when we're awake.

ALF:
It's the day before Christmas. I've hidden all the eggs!

Willie:
ALF, we hide eggs at Easter, not at Christmas.

ALF:
Oh, that's right. Christmas is when we carve the pumpkin!

Kate:
While you two get these holidays straighten out, I think I'll just go make breakfast.

ALF:
Not necessary. I already made breakfast. Sloppy joes and fiber glass.

Kate:
I'll just go find the eggs.

Willie:
Why did you make us breakfast?

ALF:
Because of the list.

Willie:
What list?

ALF:
Santa's. You know the fat guy that dresses in velvet. I found out that he watches everything you do right sit down and if you're naughties outnumber your nice is you don't get toys.

Willie:
So you made us breakfast? Can't hurt. Oh, oh, and I've got another surprise for you.

Kate:
[voiceover] Willie! Our Christmas tree!

Willie:
ALF, what have you done?

ALF:
I don't want to spoil the surprise.

Willie:
ALF! You cut our tree in the firewood! [looks at the chopped tree that ALF cutted]

ALF:
You're welcome. [rattles]