ALF, Season 1

[ALF is sitting on the sofa while Willie and Kate bring a box to the living room]

Willie:
Watch out for that table.

Kate:
Oh. I see it.

Willie:
I don't know how your mother's gonna get all this stuff in that little, little apartment.

Kate:
Well, you've never seen the inside of her handbag.

ALF:
Heavy?

Willie:
Yes. But no heavier than other boxes you've watched us carry.

ALF:
Would you mind licking this stamp?

Willie:
Can't you lick that yourself?

ALF:
Not with chocolate on my tongue.

Willie:
Where did you get the chocolate?

ALF:
It's the funniest thing. I found a whole box in the back of your closet.

Willie:
I was going to give that to Kate for Valentine's Day.

Kate:
Oh, Willie, that's sweet.

Willie:
He ate the whole box.

ALF:
Whining is not going to bring it back!

Kate:
Willie, it's, it's alright. Maybe he, uh, [opens box] he did! He forgot the second layer.

ALF:
Right! I only licked those! [pause] Great. Now nobody can eat them.