ALF, Season 1

Willie:
ALF, we have to talk.

ALF:
Just a second. Easy shot! Ha! That's exactly why the martians are extinct.

Willie:
What is this?

ALF:
Space Invaders.

Willie:
What do they do? Crash in your garage, eat all your food, dig up your yard?

ALF:
You're in a mood!

Willie:
Yes, I am! Because I found my good hoe, in this condition! [holds up a pole with a bit of mangled scrap iron on one end]

ALF:
Oh, yeah. Sorry. I was plowing up my garden and I hit a water main. Don't worry, it wasn't yours.

Willie:
So, you're giving up gardening?

ALF:
Not giving it up. Just switching crops.

Willie:
Oh, to what?

Kate:
[offscreen] Willie!

ALF:
Earthworms. [Willie leaves] Hey, I think I know that guy!