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ALF, Season 1

ALF (1986-1990) is the name of a popular TV sitcom series produced by NBC, inspired by and spoofing the movie E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982). It first aired September 22, 1986. It is about a furry alien survivor from Melmac, a nuclear exploded pl… more »

Willie:
ALF, we have to talk.

ALF:
Just a second. Easy shot! Ha! That's exactly why the martians are extinct.

Willie:
What is this?

ALF:
Space Invaders.

Willie:
What do they do? Crash in your garage, eat all your food, dig up your yard?

ALF:
You're in a mood!

Willie:
Yes, I am! Because I found my good hoe, in this condition! [holds up a pole with a bit of mangled scrap iron on one end]

ALF:
Oh, yeah. Sorry. I was plowing up my garden and I hit a water main. Don't worry, it wasn't yours.

Willie:
So, you're giving up gardening?

ALF:
Not giving it up. Just switching crops.

Willie:
Oh, to what?

Kate:
[offscreen] Willie!

ALF:
Earthworms. [Willie leaves] Hey, I think I know that guy!

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