ALF, Season 1

[Brian is locked inside the cage by ALF in the middle of the night]

Brian:
[inside the cage] Mom! Dad! Mom! Dad! Let me out!

Willie:
Oh boy, he does a good Brian.

Lynn:
You'd hardly know it was ALF.

Brian:
[inside the cage] It's me, it's really me!

Willie:
Nice try.

Kate:
Honey, maybe it is Brian.

Willie:
But that can't be. Brian's in bed.

Kate:
Brian!!

Brian:
What?!!

Willie:
Not you. Brian!!

Brian:
What?!!

Lynn:
I'll go check his room.

Kate:
Honey, honey, it looks just like Brian.

Willie:
Maybe ALF can change his shape, too.

Brian:
[inside the cage] No he can't. It's me.

Willie:
Alright, alright. If you're really Brian what's your favorite food?

Brian:
Spaghetti.

Willie:
Uh, that's ridiculous.

Kate:
No, no, no, that is his favourite food.

Willie:
I thought it was Lynn liked spaghetti.

Kate:
No

Willie:
No?

Kate:
No

Lynn:
He's not back there.

Willie:
Say, what's your favourite food?

Lynn:
I don't know. White boiled potatoes.

Willie:
I thought you liked spaghetti.

Lynn:
It's alright.

Willie:
Alright?

Lynn:
It's fine.

Kate:
Willie! Willie, I'm going to open this cage.

Willie:
No wait. What's your mother's maiden name?

Brian:
What's a maiden name?

Willie:
Well, you know it's the name she had before she was married.

Brian:
Kate.

Willie:
No, her other name. Her last name.

Brian:
Halligan.

Kate:
Oh, Brian! Honey!

Willie:
Are you all right?

Lynn:
What happened to ALF?

Brian:
I let him go.

Kate:
Oh, honey.

Lynn:
I'll go check out back.

Willie:
Brian, why?

Brian:
He told me the change was over. I'm really sorry.

Kate:
Oh, honey, it's all right. But what were you doing up in the middle of the night?

Brian:
I thought I wanted some milk. Maybe it was ALF was trying to call me in my mind.

Willie:
No, I don't think so, Brian.

Lynn:
The gate to the Ochmoneks' is wide open.

Willie:
Oh, no. Lucky's over there. I'm going to go next door and see if ALF is there. You stay here in case he comes back.

Kate:
Oh, well, you'd both better go back to bed.

Lynn:
I can't sleep now.

Brian:
I'm hungry.

Kate:
Alright, alright, we'll stay up and have a snack. What would you like?

Lynn and Brian:
Spaghetti. White boiled potatoes.