ALF, Season 1

[Willie comes in his and Kate's room and sees ALF watching the Ochmoneks' fight from the window]

ALF:
Hey! Pull up a chair, Willie. You're missing a good one.

Willie:
What are you doing?

ALF:
Watching the Ochmoneks' fight. Trevor's ahead on points.

Willie:
ALF, you're not supposed to watch through their windows. Find something else to do.

ALF:
Willie, there's a power blackout. There's no TV, no video games. I can't play blink the lights.

Willie:
We're all suffering, ALF. Why don't you go out in the backyard and play?

ALF:
In this heat?

Willie:
You could fry a cat on the sidewalk.

ALF:
Well, I could.

Willie:
Say, why are you wearing my T-shirt?

ALF:
This is what people wear when they swelter. I saw it in Streetcar.

Willie:
I don't like you taking my clothes and [takes his opera glasses away from ALF] I don't like you using my opera glasses to spy on the neighbors!

ALF:
Boy, you get irritable when it's hot. Remind me to never take you to Mercury!

Willie:
Deal. [goes in the bathroom]

ALF:
Hey! Would you knock off the sax?