ALF, Season 1

[ALF wakes up and screams in the middle of the night when he pulls up the curtain to find Trevor scaring him]

ALF:
Whoa. It was only a dream. I've gotta stop eating Styrofoam before I go to bed. [he screams again when he finds Trevor standing next to him until the Tanners come]

Lynn:
ALF! ALF, are you alright?

Willie:
What happened?

Kate:
ALF!

ALF:
Hey, watch the shoulders! I've got bursitis.

Lynn:
ALF, what were you screaming about?

ALF:
It was horrible. Trevor was after me.

Brian:
I don't see Mr. Ochmonek.

ALF:
Well, he was here a minute ago. Check behind the refrigerator.

Kate:
Brian, ALF was just having a nightmare.

Willie:
That is exactly what happens to people who stare into other people's windows.

ALF:
Isn't he wonderful? The guy can turn anything into an object lesson.

Lynn:
Would you like us to stay with you for a little while?

ALF:
Yes, please. Forever.

Willie:
Come on, Brian. ALF, try to get some sleep.

ALF:
I can't. I'm too wound up. I've been through a trauma.

Kate:
Come on, Lynnie, let's go to bed. Good night, ALF.

Lynn:
Good night, ALF.

Willie:
[voiceover] Good night, ALF.

[Kate and Lynn leave the kitchen]

ALF:
Okay, don't fall asleep. Don't fall asleep. Don't fall asleep. Ignore that. Ignore that. Oh, heck, why must I be so darn curious? [he pulls up the blinds and finds Trevor digging a hole outside in the middle of the night] Alas, poor Mrs. Ochmonek, I knew her well.