ALF, Season 1

ALF:
[on the phone] Oh, hello. Is this Mr. Ochmonek I'm speaking to? Oh, jolly good. I'm doing a survey for the BBC and I wonder if you'd like to answer some questions. Super. First off, what would you say is the difference between American and British television? Uh-huh. [Kate goes up to him] Fine. And thank you, Mr. Ochmonek. Question number 2. Did you kill your wife?

Kate:
ALF!

ALF:
Got to go, the queen just dropped by. [hangs up the phone]

Kate:
What were you doing?

ALF:
Just some impressions.

Kate:
You were harassing Trevor.

ALF:
Kate, I saw the man bury his wife in the backyard last night.

Kate:
Look, don't you remember? You were dreaming.

ALF:
No, this WAS REAL. Look, I took these pictures.

Kate:
These are all black.

ALF:
You wanted me to use a flash? The guy's a murderer.

Kate:
ALF, please, please, just give your imagination a rest.

ALF:
Justice never rests.

Kate:
What if I gave justice a cookie?

ALF:
Justice will think about it. [walks off]