ALF, Season 1

Willie:
Alright, everyone. We just got a few minutes now before the last rehearsal. So Brian, why don't you and I run over the song before Spencer gets here?

Brian:
I stink. Spencer says so.

Willie:
What do you care what Spencer says?

Brian:
Because he laughs at me and makes me forget the words. I don't like him. He's mean.

Willie:
Brian, that's not really. That's not fair. I'm sure Spencer has some very fine qualities.

ALF:
That's not what you said last night.

Willie:
Well, maybe an unkind word slipped in here or there.

ALF:
Willie, you said the kid was fungus.

Willie:
I did not. And even if I did, that's not the point.

Lynn:
What was the point?

Willie:
The point is moot. The little fungus is here now.

Kate:
Oh, Lynn.

Lynn:
Right. Come on, ALF.

ALF:
Yeah, I know. 86 the alien.

Lynn:
Let's go to my room. [walks away]

ALF:
What about the salmon?

Kate:
Forget about the salmon.

ALF:
Forgotten. Why would anyone throw away the head?