ALF, Season 1

[Brian comes home from school, angry]

ALF:
Hey, B, how was school today?

Brian:
I failed my science project.

ALF:
You should've added Alvin and Dave.

Brian:
I did.

ALF:
And you still failed?

Brian:
That's why I failed. I added them because I believed you, but all my friends laughed at me.

ALF:
They did?

Brian:
My teacher won't let my project be in the science carnival. It's all your fault.

ALF:
My fault?

Brian:
You lied to me. There aren't really 11 planets, are there? [leaves]

ALF:
Yes, there are. Brian, you're teacher's the one that needs an education. Now I'm mad. I'm mad, I'm mad. [dials the phone] Hello, information? Get me Brian's teacher. Oh, wait a minute. No, get me the Franklin Elementary School. Yes, I know it's cheaper to use a directory but I don't have any thumbs. Well, you should be sorry.