ALF, Season 1

[Willie is fixing the TV at home]

ALF:
Where is everybody?

Willie:
They've gone to the movies.

ALF:
Why didn't you go?

Willie:
I'm fixing the TV.

ALF:
Now?

Willie:
Yes. I'm going out a little later, and it's dangerous to leave you alone with nothing to do.

ALF:
Are you referring to that chemical spill?

Willie:
Chemical spill? What chemical spill?

ALF:
Nothing. Willie, how about a game of "Trivial Pursuit"? I promise not to pick any science questions.

Willie:
No, thanks.

ALF:
I think you should leave this for a qualified repairman.

Willie:
Well Mr. Smarty.

ALF:
It's Mr. Science.

Willie:
For your information, I've located the problem: there's no power going into the high-voltage transformer.

ALF:
Hey, you want power?

Willie:
That would help.

ALF:
Your call. [he accidentally electrocutes Willie after pressing the button on the TV] Willie, it was an accident.

Willie:
[angrily after being electrocuted by ALF] AN ACCIDENT? AN ACCIDENT? YOU ALMOST KILLED ME? AND YOU SAY IT WAS AN ACCIDENT?

ALF:
Alright, let's call it a mistake! [doorbell rings] You want to get that, that's probably "Consumer Ed."

Willie:
You called him "Consumer Ed" after I asked you not to?

ALF:
You didn't say not too. You need to be more specific.

Willie:
I hope it is "Consumer Ed", because I'm turning you in to him! Won't that be an interesting story for the 6:00 news!

ALF:
Yeah, I think I left the oven on. [leaves to go to the kitchen]