ALF, Season 1

ALF:
Hold it. I haven't had my dessert.

Lynn:
Oh, gross. What is that?

ALF:
It's a slimeball.

Kate:
ALF!

ALF:
I know what you're going to say. I shouldn't bring treats to the table unless I have enough for everyone. Well we're in luck.

Willie:
No, we're not.

ALF:
You're sure? There's a surprise in the centre.

Kate:
Alf, where did you get those?

ALF:
Melmac. I usually buy wild cherry, but all they had left was slug.

Lynn:
Oh

Kate:
ALF.

Brian:
What's the surprise in the centre?

ALF:
I'll give you a hint. In wild cherry, it was a cherry.

Willie:
We'll pass.

ALF:
Okay, more for me. You know, it's a lucky thing I found these when I was cleaning out my spaceship. A couple of more months and they would have gone bad.

Lynn:
Oh, no!

ALF:
Oh, they're not that stale.

Lynn:
No, look, it's a roach!

ALF:
Roach? Well, I think someone's been slacking off on her housekeeping.