ALF, Season 1

Trevor:
Yo, Tanner. You in there?

Willie:
ALF, under the counter.

ALF:
It's crawling with spiders back there!

Willie:
Go!

ALF:
Well, can I at least take something to read? Steve Allen's World of Bugs. Great, I've already read it. [he ducks down behind the counter]

Trevor:
Hi Tanner.

Willie:
Hi Trevor.

Trevor:
I saw the exterminator leave your house in such a hurry, he dropped his tank. Bugs?

Willie:
Oh, yeah, we have a little cockroach problem.

Trevor:
Ah, yeah, cockroaches. Blattella Germanica, our little prehistoric friend. You know, cockroach fossils have been found that are over three hundred million years old.

Willie:
That's nice, Trevor.

Trevor:
I'll never forget the cockroach problem we had back in Korea. They were everywhere. Taking a step was like walking on crackers. You get enough of that in your system, forget it. They showed us a movie about it. David Niven was brilliant. Well, I'll see ya. Oh, by the way, I took the liberty of spraying around your house.

Willie:
You, what?

Trevor:
Yeah. I noticed the exterminator forgot to do it, so I dosed it up for you. Real good. No charge.

Willie:
Oh, no! [he rushes from the garage]

Trevor:
I said, no charge.