ALF, Season 1

Lynn:
Well here's your cappuccino.

ALF:
Where's the grated cheese?

Brian:
I'll get it.

ALF:
[while seeing Willie and Kate come home with groceries] Willie, Kate, I have something to tell you. This time the old ALFers really want something.

Willie:
What now? 11 records for a penny?

ALF:
No, this time the ALFer's one stuff for everybody. Pony rides for Bryan. Tennis lessons for Lynn. Dinner and dancing for you two and best of all for the old ALFer a toaster. I guess you didn't hear me. A TOASTER!

Lynn:
We heard you.

ALF:
Did I mention that the toaster talks.

Kate:
Oh, ALF, this is just a real estate promotion a free toaster for listening to a sales pitch about to vacation homes.

Brian:
You mean no pony rides.

Willie:
There may be a pony ride, but there's also a 7-hour car ride to get to this place. I'm not driving 7 hours. Sorry, ALF.

Brian:
Alfer.

Willie:
Alfer.

[the doorbell rings]

ALF:
They lied to a child?