ALF, Season 2

[ALF is showing Brian how to play Skleenball]

ALF:
The game of Skleenball is very simple, Brian. You just sling your anchovies into your opponent's laundry basket. Aw, missed!

Brian:
Do we get to eat the anchovies after the game?

ALF:
No! Does Marvin Haggler eat his trunks after a fight?

Kate:
[comes in] Okay, who dumped my clean laundry on the floor?

ALF:
Brian.

Brian:
Well, ALF told me to and then we can play skleenball.

ALF:
It's not nice to rat on your friends.

Kate:
What's skleenball?

ALF A picture's worth a thousand words.

[the picture frame falls down]

Kate:
That picture was worth a thousand dollars.

ALF:
Well, maybe the frame makes it look cheap.

Kate:
[picks up the ripped picture frame] I am tired of your breaking things. If this happens once more, you will be living in the garage.

ALF:
From now on, I'll treat this house as if it were my own.

Kate:
Treat it as if it were my house, and don't break anything! [goes inside the kitchen with the ripped picture frame] Cheap frame! [feels the ripped piece from the picture frame] I guess it can be repaired.

ALF:
[voiceover] Heads up! [he rips another piece on the picture frame and Kate looks at ALF] Oops.