ALF, Season 2

[Kate turns on the lights and finds out that the living room is empty]

Kate:
Willie! Willie!

Willie:
Our furniture!

Kate:
We've been robbed!

Willie:
Wishful thinking.

[Willie and Kate come to the garage and find out that ALF took most of the furniture from the house as Willie turns off the radio that ALF is listening to]

ALF:
Oh, hi. Oh a housewarming gift, how nice. [he takes the pillow but Willie takes it away from him]

Kate:
Who told you could bring this furniture out here?

ALF:
Willie.

Willie:
I did not!

ALF:
You said I could bring something from the house.

Willie:
I said something. Not everything! In all fairness, you did not make that point clear.

Kate:
He did bring everything.

ALF:
Well, I didn't take that hideous Statue of Liberty clock.

Kate:
That clock was a gift from my mother.

ALF:
Did I say hideous? I meant lovely. As lovely as your mother. [microwave dings] That must be the microwave. Brisket anyone?

Kate:
FORGET THE BRISKET! ALF, I want you to take everything back into the house tonight. And I emphasize the word everything!

Willie:
And I emphasize the word TONIGHT!

Kate:
And if you don't, you will be living out here permanently!

ALF:
I noticed you emphasized the word permanently. Wait, don't go! Please can we sit down and talk this out just give me 1 minute.

Kate:
Alright, fine. Yes, you have 1 minute.

ALF:
Thank you. Hey Willie, don't sit there, that's my chair.

Willie:
That was my chair on the house.

ALF:
Well, we're not in the house.

Kate:
40 seconds.

ALF:
Well that's not fair! Willie talk to penalize him.

Kate:
35.

ALF:
What are you mission control?

Kate:
30.

ALF:
30 seconds, I just had a minute half a minute ago.

Kate:
Forget the minute! Just say what you have to say!

ALF:
Uh, uh. No! No! I need human companionship! I don't know how I ever got along without it, but now I'm hooked. I'm a people junkie. Please don't go.

Willie:
Oh, you go ahead Kate. I'll sit on here with him for a while.

Kate:
Willie, what are you doing?

Willie:
It seems like he really misses us.

ALF:
I do, I do, I do.

Kate:
Willie, he's got our furniture, and our brisket now he's after us!

Willie:
Oh, you're right, of course. You're right. You're staying in the garage without us, and without our brisket!

Kate:
Good night, ALF.

ALF:
Kate, wait please! Give me another chance I know I could change just let me move back inside for 1 week and I'll prove it to you. I'll be on my best behavior!

Kate:
What if during this week you don't change?

ALF:
Then, Willie and I will move out here for good.

Kate:
Alright you've got a deal.

Willie:
Kate! I don't want to move out here.

Kate:
Oh, I did mean that was part of- The deal is you stay in the house for 1 week, but if you mess up, you're history.

ALF:
Hey, no problem! [the flower vase breaks] The week hasn't started yet, right?