ALF, Season 2

Trevor:
Hi Tanner, who painted your fence? It looks great!

Willie:
I don't what you're talking about. [walks over to the window] Wow! That looks great.

Trevor:
So who painted it?

Willie:
Uhhh.

Lynn:
Happy birthday, Dad.

Trevor:
Oh, it's your birthday present. I hope I didn't ruin the surprise.

Willie:
No, I was going to look out the window soon, anyway.

Trevor:
So, how old are you?

Willie:
I'll be 45 in August.

Trevor:
That's 6 months away. It ain't your birthday. You just had your fence painted to keep up with the Ochmonek's. Well I'm not gonna tell you where I brought my fluorescent flamingos.

Willie:
We blew it.

Trevor:
Hey, Kate, great looking breakfast.

Brian:
Mom didn't make it.

Trevor:
Who did?

Brian:
Our manservant.

Trevor:
You got a manservant?

Willie:
Just for the week.

Trevor:
Do me a favor. Don't mention it to Raquel.

Kate:
You have our word.

Trevor:
Thanks, she went ape when she found out you had a vacuum cleaner. Hey, listen. Have jeeves, give me a jingle. I might want him to paint my flamingos. [he gets a banana and leaves the house]

Willie:
Will do.