ALF, Season 2

Kate:
[comes in the kitchen] Willie, there's something wrong with the bathtub.

Willie:
It's probably clogged with ALF's hair again. He refuses to vacuum himself before he takes a bath.

Kate:
No, it's the faucet. There's no water coming out.

Willie:
There's no water here either.

ALF:
[outside] Hey, could you turn that off? I'm losing pressure out here.

Willie:
Say, what exactly are you doing out there?

ALF:
It's a surprise.

Willie:
He said surprise.

Kate:
The dreaded "s" word.

Willie:
ALF, what are you?

ALF:
Watch out Willie, it's a little slippery.

Willie:
[from outside] Whoa! [falls into the lagoon]

ALF:
Surprise! Well, what do you think?

Kate:
I don't believe it!

ALF:
Willie's swimming in the lagoon I built. It's just like the one on Gilligan's Island. From now on, life around here will be much more exciting. [Willie screams] See, it's exciting already.

Willie:
How would you like to be buried at sea?

ALF:
You're not happy about this, are you?

Kate:
Just tell us why you did it.

ALF:
It was Willie's idea.

Willie:
What?

ALF:
Don't try to worm your way out of this one. You said we'd build a lagoon.

Willie:
I said we'd build a little lagoon, not the Great Tanner Reef!

ALF:
Okay, I misunderstood. I'm sorry. I made a boo-boo.

Willie:
A boo-boo? [pause] I want my yard back the way it was. I want trees I can trim. I want grass I can mow. [angrily] NO WATER, NO HUT! AND YOU ARE GONNA STAY RIGHT HERE UNTIL I GET IT! Have I made myself clear?

ALF:
What? Are you talking to me?