ALF, Season 2

ALF (1986-1990) is the name of a popular TV sitcom series produced by NBC, inspired by and spoofing the movie E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982). It first aired September 22, 1986. It is about a furry alien survivor from Melmac, a nuclear exploded pl… more »

ALF:
Gilligan's Island. I'm in rerun heaven.

Gilligan:
Bet I catch a big one.

Skipper:
[hat flies off] Gilligan!

Gilligan:
Skipper, what happened to your hat?

Skipper:
You're using it for bait.

[ALF gasps]

Gilligan:
I'll get it back to you, Skipper, don't worry. [puts on Skipper's hat for him and water comes out]

Skipper:
Gilligan! You idiot!

ALF:
[laughs] You guys are hilarious. Encore, encore, ya!

Skipper:
Who are you?

ALF:
I'm ALF, your biggest fan. I worship the sand you walk on. [walks off]

Skipper:
Where did you come from?

ALF:
Melmac.

Gilligan:
Melmac, is that anywhere near Bora Bora?

ALF:
Ha! You guys never stop. Hey, where are the others?

Skipper:
What others?

ALF:
You know.

Skipper:
Hey, wait a minute. How do you know about all of us?

Gilligan:
Hey, wait a minute. How do you know about all of us?

Skipper:
I just said that, Gilligan.

Gilligan:
I thought it sounded familiar. [hat thump]

ALF:
[laughs] Oh I never get tired of that. [laughs]

Gilligan:
I get tired of it.

Mary Ann:
[arrives] Gilligan! Skipper! Oh, lunch is ready. I see we have another visitor.

ALF:
It's Mary Ann. And lunch. 2 of my favorite things.

Gilligan:
Mary Ann this is ALF. He's from Melmac.

Mary Ann:
How come everybody can get to this island and none of us can ever get off?

Gilligan:
Really? I must have overlooked the pattern. [gets hit by Skipper's hat]

[ALF laughs]

Skipper:
Let's eat. Come on, ALF!

ALF:
Lunch with the castaways! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

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