ALF, Season 2

Skipper:
Don't you have some dirt to shovel?

ALF:
I can shovel dirt back home.

Mary Ann:
You are home.

Gilligan:
You're a castaway now, fuzzy buddy.

Professor:
Forever.

ALF:
I don't want to be a castaway. I thought this place would be fun. Now I realize, it's only fun in half hour chunks.

Willie:
[on TV] But you wanted to be on Gilligan's Island. That's where the fun never stops. Remember? Remember? Remember?

ALF:
I was wrong. I wanna go home. I wanna go home. I wanna go home. I wanna go home. [his dreams ends as he begins to wake up while Willie walks up to him] Wanna go home. Wanna go home. Wanna go home. Wanna go home. Wanna go home. Wanna go home.

Willie:
ALF. Wake up. Hey.

ALF:
Oh, Willie! You came all the way out here to rescue me!

Willie:
It wasn't really all that far, ALF. I was just in the kitchen.

ALF:
Ooh. Well listen, I was wrong. Adventure isn't on some unchartered desert isle. It's right here in your own backyard. What's left of it?

Willie:
That's good to hear, ALF. I'll see you later.

ALF:
Well, don't I get to come with you? What about all that mindless treacle I just oozed?

Willie:
As treacle goes, it's pretty sweet. Too bad it didn't fill up the hole. Get to work.

ALF:
I hate this place.