ALF, Season 2

ALF:
[running inside the house and hides in the closet] Red alert! Red alert! Alien coming through!

Lynn:
What was ALF running for?

ALF:
[inside the closet] Occupied!

Kate:
Oh, I'm sorry.

Willie:
ALF knows that's not a bathroom, doesn't he?

Kate:
I hope so.

Willie:
ALF. ALF! Say, ALF, what's going on?

[doorbell rings]

ALF:
[inside the closet] Get the front door, Willie. It may be self evident.

Raquel:
Kate, Willie! It was horrifying, simply horrifying! It had a long and two big.

Trevor:
Raquel, please don't do this. She's imagining things.

Raquel:
I'm not imaging things! There's a monster loose in the neighborhood.

Lynn:
A monster?

Willie:
Are you going to form an angry mob?

Raquel:
I saw it in your backyard. I could swear I've seen it once before.

Lynn:
What did this monster look like?

Raquel:
Uh, like bigfoot. Only little. It ran behind your garage. It might still be there.

Kate:
Maybe we should go have a look.

Raquel:
Good! But you go first.

Kate:
Raquel, I'm sure there's nothing out there.

Raquel:
Fine! You just tell that to it!

Willie:
Will you tell it that I would like to speak to him.

[Lynn opens the door]

ALF:
Bigfoot? She's one to talk. I could shoot the rapids in one of her gunboats.