ALF, Season 2

Kate:
[while putting on a costume on Brian for a school play] Hold still, Bri. I don't wanna stick you.

ALF:
You look great, B. Sort of like the Pope's son.

Brian:
I'm in a play at school. I'm Friar Tuck. One of Robin Hood's merry men.

ALF:
No kidding. We had a Robin Hood on Melmac.

Brian:
Did he take from the rich and give to the poor?

ALF:
No, he just robbed the hoods off people's cars.

Kate:
Honey, please. ALF, would you leave us alone?

ALF:
Fine. I'll go bother Lynn. What's all this stuff?

Lynn:
It's a project for my sociology class. I'm putting together our family tree.

ALF:
Who chopped it down? Was it me, again?

Lynn:
ALF, why don't you make a family tree?

ALF:
Yeah, it's a fun way to remember your ancestors.

Lynn:
Well, I don't remember much.

ALF:
My father was always breaking things, and my mother sat around eating all day.

Kate:
It's amazing you turned out so well.

ALF:
Thanks. But sometimes I do blow my nose on the wrong towel. [Kate and Lynn stare at ALF] What?